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    Default ******************* NICK CANNON JUST BLASTED EMINEM *******************

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    Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude ďfantasizedĒ about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, ďHey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so Iím going to give him a pass.Ē

    So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshallís rhyme scheme and flow, I mean letís be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, ďThis is his new shit??? Wow, thatís too badÖĒ Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldnít let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. Thatís some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

    So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as yíall know, I donít take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit Iím instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know itís only entertainment and Iím all for freedom of speech. But Iím from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, ďNo Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheekĒ

    But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ď What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You canít let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!Ē

    Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.


    Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people donít know that Iím nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesnít really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

    So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits meÖ Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the worldís most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!

    Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]

    Maybe Iím going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. Whatís next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a ďcuntĒ and a ďwhoreĒ is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharptonís number?! LOL

    Letís not forget about Eminemís amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates ďBlack BitchesĒ. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MCís battle other real MCís. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didnít see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!

    So Iím putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, letís meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, Iím here Pimp!

    Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I canít even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And Iím pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) Thatís how Karma works.

    You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now youíve made the ultimate mistake. Donít you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black manís most precious counterpart.

    Iím taking full action on you Eminem. I donít know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess itís going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job ďhomeyĒ! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! Thatís right haters; you can thank Eminem because Iím going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And donít forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] Thatís what I do all day Bitch!

    So Miss Marshall, Iím going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! Itís however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!





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    haha, mariah carrey deff. apears to be more white then Obama to me

    , i really wanna hear Marshal's response if he even has one

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    Damn, Nick cannon actually responded in an intelligent manner, rather than some ol' hood nigga. Dude gained some respect from me.


    But Black father + White mother=black and white mix. Dumbass. Your wife's blackness does not magically overshadow her whiteness. She's just as white as she is black, and just as black as she is white. Same applies to Obama. good job, moron. While we're at it, 2+2=chair. Chocolate+milk=plain chocolate, since the darker color automatically wins by default. So that little respect gain has just been lost again.

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    ^ He still sounded ignorant

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROTHA the Ajax
    Damn, Nick cannon actually responded in an intelligent manner, rather than some ol' hood nigga. Dude gained some respect from me.


    But Black father + White mother=black and white mix. Dumbass. Your wife's blackness does not magically overshadow her whiteness. She's just as white as she is black, and just as black as she is white. Same applies to Obama. good job, moron. While we're at it, 2+2=chair. Chocolate+milk=plain chocolate, since the darker color automatically wins by default. So that little respect gain has just been lost again.
    Eggzackly what I was thinking!!

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    Good to hear Nick Cannon responded to this intelligently and took some shots at Em. Couldn't be stuffed reading the whole damn thing coz it went on forever, but I can understand that, I mean Em did diss his wife.

    I wonder if there will be a response from somebody about the detailed rape and murder of Lindsay Lohan on Relapse? Then again, no one really cares that much about her.

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    i dotn give a fuck, cant beleive i just read this bullshit....IM ROLLIN WITH EMINEM THREW THIS BULLSHIT

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    How is saying "I'm on some grown manz shit nigga!" intelligent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DL
    How is saying "I'm on some grown manz shit nigga!" intelligent?
    Did he say that at the end? I wasn't gonna read his whole essay.

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    Quoted sporadically through the article:
    Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people donít know that Iím nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude.

    But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ď What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You canít let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!Ē

    So on some grown man shit Iím instantly like, I got to get at this Lame.
    On top of that, saying that Eminem pillaged and raped African music is a little retarded, oh, but wait, Mariah Carrey does Soul music.... but ONLY her black side, she is 100% black, she actually never had a mother, she was made like a black female version of Jesus

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    fuck Nick Cannon, if he wanna do somthin freestyle battle Em but Em will slaughter him, so then fight him like a man u pussy whipped bitch, and fuck mirah carey no litterally fuck(have sex) wityh mariah carey i know i would fuck mariah carey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold187umKilla
    fuck Nick Cannon, if he wanna do somthin freestyle battle Em but Em will slaughter him, so then fight him like a man u pussy whipped bitch, and fuck mirah carey no litterally fuck(have sex) wityh mariah carey i know i would fuck mariah carey
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    Word!

    But seriously, come on, Eminem has been making fun of celebrities since pretty much ever! What's the point in getting butt-hurt over it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold187umKilla
    fuck Nick Cannon, if he wanna do somthin freestyle battle Em but Em will slaughter him, so then fight him like a man u pussy whipped bitch, and fuck mirah carey no litterally fuck(have sex) wityh mariah carey i know i would fuck mariah carey
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    Word!

    But seriously, come on, Eminem has been making fun of celebrities since pretty much ever! What's the point in getting butt-hurt over it?
    thats what im sayin this nigga tryna pull the race card on em fuck that i aint gonna let that slid, there is the time and place to pull the card

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    Quote Originally Posted by DL
    Quoted sporadically through the article:
    Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people donít know that Iím nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude.

    But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ď What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You canít let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!Ē

    So on some grown man shit Iím instantly like, I got to get at this Lame.
    On top of that, saying that Eminem pillaged and raped African music is a little retarded, oh, but wait, Mariah Carrey does Soul music.... but ONLY her black side, she is 100% black, she actually never had a mother, she was made like a black female version of Jesus
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    Ah yes, the part about raping African music. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by DL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold187umKilla
    fuck Nick Cannon, if he wanna do somthin freestyle battle Em but Em will slaughter him, so then fight him like a man u pussy whipped bitch, and fuck mirah carey no litterally fuck(have sex) wityh mariah carey i know i would fuck mariah carey
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    Word!

    But seriously, come on, Eminem has been making fun of celebrities since pretty much ever! What's the point in getting butt-hurt over it?
    It'll turn into a beef nobody cares about, because nobody really gave much of a shit about shitney spears and others getting dissed. It probably boosted his sales and made people laugh.

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    Pointless Ass Shit
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    [size=15pt]"ReSpEcT tO tHoSe ThAt EaRn It, HoNoR tO tHoSe ThAt DeSeRvE iT"[/size]

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    lmfao
    [size=50pt]FUCK THE POLICE[/size]!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DL
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold187umKilla
    fuck Nick Cannon, if he wanna do somthin freestyle battle Em but Em will slaughter him, so then fight him like a man u pussy whipped bitch, and fuck mirah carey no litterally fuck(have sex) wityh mariah carey i know i would fuck mariah carey
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    Word!

    But seriously, come on, Eminem has been making fun of celebrities since pretty much ever! What's the point in getting butt-hurt over it?
    That's what I was thinking. It's coz nowadays celebrities can express their feelings all over the internet, back when Eminem first came out they couldn't do that shit.

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    FUCK BOTH THEM MOTHA FUKAS CANNO SUCKS COCK AND EMINEM IS A FUKIN BIGUET RACIAS ASS FUCK HEAD THAT HAS EVERY ONE JOCKIN HIS WHITE ASS JUST CUZ HE CAN EAT BLACK MC'S UP FUCK HIM THIS THREAD WUZ UNESSARY
    cuz im the quicka picka uppa quick to pick up a bitch" eazy e

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizz
    FUCK BOTH THEM MOTHA FUKAS CANNO SUCKS COCK AND EMINEM IS A FUKIN BIGUET RACIAS ASS FUCK HEAD THAT HAS EVERY ONE JOCKIN HIS WHITE ASS JUST CUZ HE CAN EAT BLACK MC'S UP FUCK HIM THIS THREAD WUZ UNESSARY
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    Nick Cannon is corny just like his dizzy wife no body is caring why would he even waste time to respond to Em he sets his own self up. He more like a damn puppet on a leash for mariah she rules him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sha*The Most Hated*Truth
    Nick Cannon is corny just like his dizzy wife no body is caring why would he even waste time to respond to Em he sets his own self up. He more like a damn puppet on a leash for mariah she rules him
    But his wife has had talent in the past. Nick Cannon is just Nick Cannon.

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